Undeterred by the previous failed attempt, today I solved my windscreen problem, so please allow me to regale you!

Like all of my adwrenchures (trademark application pending), this one began by migrating the shop downstairs:

Then I had to spread it all around a bit, which gives you a bit of an idea about how much stuff it actually is:

Then I brought the bike closer to the light:

Quick reminder of the issue at hand

The first order of business was installing the windscreen, which actually required removing the bracket first, which was loosely bolted to the screen itself:

Then I wrapped most of it in painter’s tape:

Pro-tip: wrap the back first, so the ends of the pieces for the front wrap around cleanly. Or don’t—it might not really change anything beyond looking better.

Then I also wrapped the jig saw shoe, to make damn sure I don’t scratch anything:

Covering the bike (ripped trash bags + painter’s tape) was a total pro move: